3-Way (The Golden Rule)

Your mom says, "Hi" — Jinx!
令堂发来问候：你好！Jinx！
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶~耶~耶~耶~耶
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶~耶~耶~耶~耶
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶~耶~耶~耶~耶
Yeah yeah yeah no no
耶耶耶别停
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
耶耶耶，耶耶耶
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶~耶~耶~耶~耶
Summertime in the city
夏日骄阳似火
And everybody's having ***
众人干柴烈火
You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
就在上周，我在超市里命犯桃花
Shoe stores
再看看鞋店里
I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots
早就有了房事佳人
Well let's help them back
那好吧，让我们来帮他们一把
Let's handle that
让我们来解决这个难题
In two-to-six hours,
半天之内
We'll meet back here and regroup
我们将重聚在这里
Now let's shoop
一起遵守周公之礼
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
记得带些草莓小酒
Hop off the buss with the Alizé
酒精萦绕在我们的舌尖
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
哦！等等！你那尊贵的颜面在这里干嘛？
I should diggity-ask you the same
也许我应该问你同样的问题
And she sang
她提议：
Hey, boys I want you both
嗨，我想要座头鲸求爱那样
I hope that you think that's cool
我希望你们会喜欢
(Say word?)
说啥呢？
I know most guys won't freak together
我知道大家不会合欢于群
She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh
她居然忘了黄金法则
It's OK to put us in a three-way
座头鲸那样也是可以的
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
交媾时已然忘却断袖之癖
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
甜美之物飘然在夹缝之中
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
三人浑然一体，难舍难分
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
我一般不会仔细研究我的兄弟
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
除了今晚（好啊！）
See you're my best friend
看在朋友的份上
Through thick and thin
我会尽量温柔
Now it's time to make a triple connection
是时候三体合一了
Lights off
关灯
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
黑灯瞎火之中
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
难以启齿的感觉
Where her body ends (La la)
她那干涸的田地
And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
期待着兄弟的施肥
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
这一条古老的法则（黄金法则）
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
追溯到古老的希腊（关于凯撒）
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
我们就是两个Jack Tripper加上Chrissy
The new Three's Company
我们是新的三人行
It's OK to put us in a three-way
座头鲸那样也是可以的
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
敦伦时已然忘却断背之癖
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
甜美之物飘然在夹缝之中
The area's grey in a one, two three-way
三人浑然一体，难舍难分
Fellas. Get ready.
弟兄们，准备！
Doin' us a chick
来个一柱擎天
Helicopter ****, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter ****
尽情摇摆吧！尽情舞动吧！尽情挥洒吧！
Doin' us a chick
来个金枪不倒
Helicopter ****
随意开火吧！
And all of that was OK
这都是可以的
'Cuz it was in a three-way
因为这是三个人的苟合
It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom)
你信不信录像都在那里
Maybe two is enough
人们通常都会说
That's what they'll say
鸳鸯戏水就够了
But we'll say, "Hell no."
但是我们拒绝
It's a one, two, three-way
我们仨要共赴巫山云雨
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶~耶~耶~耶~耶